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Dylan is typically a nerdy football player is constantly pitying himself. He has brown hair and eyes and a lot of people like him out of pity from his own complaining. He's very smart, strong, and fairly attractive, but that's about it. He sucks at sex and has a super small penis. His would be a better Johnson than a Dylan. A lil bit selfish and has the ability to be mean without knowing it. Despite what all these other definitions say about Dylan's there not very accurate, I went to collage with at least an entire class full of Dylan's and they all follow this. In short they're like 6 on a scale from 1 to 10.
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