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1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again. 2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".
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