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No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers. Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze! Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
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