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A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps. Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
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