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"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better. By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted. Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
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