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A creepy little stalker who thinks he's God's gift to girls. Often plays several girls one off against the other to feed his pathetic little ego. Needs constant reassurance that girls find him attractive, despite the fact that he has a non existent penis. Can't leave his ex's alone even when he has moved on to another girl he needs to keep his options open. Definately one to keep away from your daughter!
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