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short for - My Anaconda Don't Want None. pronounced Mah-Dohn (o as in don't; dwn like pwn) used to express severely -not- wanting to have sex with a girl because she seems crazy, a bitch, or likely to be disease infested. do. not. want. especially when a girl does something off-putting or crazy in an attempt to arouse.
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