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A man named Eddie who lives a very sad life. He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
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