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A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area. Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal: 1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be. 2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
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