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California is to the United States as Italy is to Europe. Both have the following features: - completely dysfunctional government - too much debt - declining economy - endemic corruption - beautiful landscapes and coastlines - agriculture: olives, wine, citrus fruits, cheese, tomatoes - natives feel it is important to look good - natives drive like maniacs in heavy traffic but somehow avoid running into each other - too many illegal immigrants - rich people with mansions on a cliff overlooking the ocean - earthquakes and volcanoes - nice weather, hot in the summer, rain in the winter - skiing in the mountains - swarmed by tourists in the summer - foodies - Western movies are filmed there
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