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Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to. - SOME have good taste in music perhaps. also scared of aliens.
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