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The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones. A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds. A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables. Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard. Often struggles at fantasy football.
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