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Possibly the worst book ever written, the writter says she did no research into the vampire mythos and wrote the book with no prior knowledge of vampires. This is a load of bullshit as every adult on the planet knows basic vampire mythos, the writer is just a lazy tard. In the book we have a heroine with no personality, who teaches girls that they can't live without boyfriends. Her boyfriend, Edward, is a vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, rather than dying, and is a "Vegitarian" i.e. a Vampire who doesn't drink human blood. Yet he's dating a human, a constant source of temptation. This is like a recovering crackhead, dating crack. The storyline is full of plotholes so big a semi would fall through them. Fans of Twilight are semi-sentient little retarded tweens and the pedophiles who stalk them. A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.

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