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A particular type of resident (actually, denizen) of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who is (1) loud, stoooppyd, and hidebound, (2) who has no connections between their shriveled brains and any parts of their bodies, especially their hands and legs that are supposed to control their caaahh (automobile) and their mouths, which make drunks from other states seem articulate and sophisticated in comparison.

Their baseball team, the Boston Red Sox is one to which they are fanatically devoted, despite that team's mediocre record, but entertaining performances. Likewise they express their collective and massive inferiority complex by acting lame, stupid and hostile to even the most trivial item or word related to the New York Yankees, including New York residents in general, especially when the Sox get massacred by the Yankees, which seems to happen all the time.

In general, you can always know that you're in the presence of a Masshole, when you get a strong sensation in your gut which makes you pray that this thing should immediately crawl back into the crevice from which it came.

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