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A loud-mouthed dick who lives in an imaginary world where it is not only popular, but is also extremely sexually attractive. In reality, it has long since pissed off all his friends except for the ones who are just as delusional as it is and 99% of girls look upon it with pity and mild amusement most of the time except when the Guyzee is attempting to grab the nearest object he can get a hold of and shove it in her ass. A Guyzee is usually recognisable by it's distinctive walk which can only be describes as a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows. If you get close enough you will be able to smell the bullshit which comes from the mouth at frequent, regular intervals.
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