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a TreeKey is a tree that works with your keys to rape and kill you. Your keys jump out of your hand, and while you stop to pick them up, the tree's branches pick you up and wrap themselves around you. Then their little tree willy comes out... they also have a loose connection to clowns (aka freaky treekeys)
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