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A type of coffee. It consists of one part lukewarm instant coffee, watered down liberally with four to ten parts lukewarm water. This kind of coffee is most frequently found being served in office lunch rooms. If you ingest more than a pint of crappa, it is suggested that you immediately contact the nearest hospital or poison control center. Immediate effects include vomiting, laziness, disorientation and resentment (more so than usual) towards one's boss and co-workers; long term effects include acceptance of the fact that with your current salary, you'll never be able to afford anything better than crappa; and in this economy, you're not getting a better job, either.
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