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[The position] of which is supposedly the correct usage of the common toilet in which the person sits [on the toilet] seat facing the water tank and uses the tank as a table so that the user can work while taking a crap, as instructed by the ghost of Sir John Harington. This prevents the user from falling ass-first into the [toilet bowl] which could lead to unwanted deaths and scams from evil law firms.
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