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A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin. This includes: 1.Taking a shit. 2.Recieving oral fellatio. 3.Chain smoking a joint. 4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution. 5.Playing COD. 6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité. 7.Toeing a girl. 8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output. 9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels. 10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor. 11.Double boges behind thou ears. 12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
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