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A godlike, horse whispering, master chef man. He is able to wield a magic pen that has the powers to travel across time and space. He knows every event that has ever happened and the things that have not happened yet. Some say he could kill before you even blinked but no one has lived to see this happen. He is a master brewer and drinker of coffee. He grounds his own grounds in the morning with his teeth.
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