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After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.
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