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A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada. “Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
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