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A schmoozer can be one of two things, either: 1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled. **For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place** OR 2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
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