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A mysterious man who will immediately scan a room or any environment within seconds for all clues, hints, information and signs of life. Even death. A human calculator to the 9s, but he sure can "spell" the numbers upside down, inside out to make the girls blush & writhe in excitement! An intelligent man enjoyed by many, but appreciated to the full by few. He's ok with that, trying to impress no one. His whit is unmatched. He'll share anything & everything, but you better be worth it or...he'll walk away unscathed. Sure will hurt you though! :)
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