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Also known as the [Brazilian Wandering Spider], this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might [rip the skin]. After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience [impotence] for life. The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
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