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AKA Flumping.. (noun) The Act of infact ART of secreting The confectionary Product known as "Flumps" about the person of a [sexual partner] (Or Flumpee), before during or after [Sexual congress] with you (the Flumper). The game should be played over the course of a minimum 4 days with a possible 5th in the event of a tie break situation or "Flump Off", Though is not essential it be limited to these time scales and in fact can be played and infinate number of times or till reaching an age where the sex stops happening and your just throwing Flumps at one another that is probably the natural time to call it a day. Flumping is infact banned in most care homes due to "Inmates" or Residents as they are also known waking up with white sticky stains leading them to think they had infact miraculously re-started puberty.

That marvellous image aside.

The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:

10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,

15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.

N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps

Known Celebrity Flumpers:

David Bailey
Will Smith
Aristotle
[Jennifer Love-Hewitt]
Dante
Zooey Deschanel
Leonardo
Dara O Brien
the late Sir [Jimmy Saville]

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