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A creature that lives in Innis, who, while sitting at Tim Horton's for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly buttoning and unbuttoning up it's coat while staring into space. It is not common to witness a buttonsloth drooling while performing this act. Most buttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. When afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant orgasm.
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