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a large pus filled zit-like wart that grows on the scrotum of mostly pubescent apes. Zooners are contracted by sexually active males who gravitate towards inter species and sometimes even plant rape. Zooner was first discovered in a small zoo in Stinkadena. They begin to grow as envious ranting and internet posting occurs. The only known solution is to shut the hell up.
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