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When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs. A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.
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