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A scummy pit stop along the Jersey shore. The area is mostly inhabited by drug addicts, alcoholics, and teenagers who think they are bad-ass. A majority of these people also believe that they are somehow affiliated with the crips, the bloods, or thelatin kings. Even the pree-teens think they're cool because they steal cigarette butts out of the Italian American's garbage cans after senior citizens have smoked them down to nubs. Everyone who lives in Mystic is on welfare or does so many drugs that they somehow magically qualify for disability. The air in Mystic often wreaks of dirty vagina, asshole, and pot. Occasional there is a strange 'moving cloud of stink' that originates in lower mystic (from welfare housing) and somehow systematically moves around the entire island, making it stink of cat piss.
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