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The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.
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