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BACKGROUND: For most of my adult life I've suffered with an affliction most often associated with women in the frozen isle of your local grocery store...HARD NIPPLES. DEFINITION: nipples that are so hard they're impossible NOT to notice, freakishly "Fuka like" causing an irresistable urge for others to touch them, perpetually on the virge of tearing through whatever shirt, sweater, coat or flack jacket I happen to dawn that day, capable of cutting glass, dangerous to run with and sometimes, depending upon the fabric, painfully erect.
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