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Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine. Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (: He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.
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