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1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt 2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood. 3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break 4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
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