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Texting while driving is Russian Roulette. Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel. Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot. Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them. Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.
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