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a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice. Examples include, but are in no way limited to: Price point = price Strategically reduced = fired Capital = ca$h money Sold at profit = Ripped off Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened Net worth = Maximum ransom Great time to buy = We're in the shitter Great time to sell = I want more shares Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed Profitable relocation = we're moving to China Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun Somewhat suggested = absolutely required Socialist = anyone who disagreed Acquire via purchase = Buy It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
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