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If your suffering from [Dumb Bitch Syndrome], the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc... Symptoms include [cracked screen app], water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or [i don't know] why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures". Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
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