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An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities. Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply: -Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on). -Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity. -Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite. -Said female is a honey badger Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
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