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A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink. A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible. The rules are simple: • 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down • One-hand touch • All players must have a PBR in hand at all times • If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another • First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired • Extra points for beards and mullets
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