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Acronym for Hard-on Management Services. A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs. Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him. Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed. Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
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