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A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must: 1) Smoke everyday 2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc 3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner 4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
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