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Insanely hot guitarist for the Best Band On This Worthless Fucking Earth (AFI). Has hella rad hair and awesome fashion sense. His playing is truly, truly beyond, and he has a kick-ass singing voice. (Listen to Story at Three on the Art of Drowning CD). Next to Daveyvocals, the most important member of AFI. Probably (no offense to Davey) the best songwriter in the band. Also has the most fucking radly super awsome sense of humor. Gets blown up with Adamdrums and Hunterbass on a bridge in Prauge in the Silver and Cold video while they were rushing to try and stop Davey from killing himself. Also the whole Girl's Not Grey video takes place in a magical pink-tinged land in his crotch, and he executes some gravity-defying stage moves in The Leaving Song Part 2. Many people (including I) would gladly sacrifice their lives and give him a heart translant or something if he needed it. Probably prevented a few people from killing themselves. Should be elected president.
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