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Constance is an amazing person who is a part-time ghost and mows lawns on the side. He burns easily so he wears a large, floppy sunhat. Also he wears a wife beater but he doesn't seem to have a wife. He is 40 years old but uses skin care products to make himself look like a teenager. He tries to re-live the past and ends up walking in circles in his back yard, making his neighbors freak out and obsess over him for months.
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