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a [flash light] strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way [in the dark] during [the night] if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach. "DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
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