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A blind, homosexual guinea pig with lightning fast movements. It has razor sharp teeth and can eat through solid rock. It prefers to eat Orientals but because of its strange diet, it constantly fills itself up and is starving again in an hour. Sometimes it prefers the babies of meth addicts, but thats only as a special treat.
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