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As opposed to the blumpkin, in which a dude gets his cock sucked while taking a dump, a bluffkin is: a) the act in which a dude believes that his lady is going to suck his cock whilst he is taking a dump and instead, she leaves him alone such that he only takes a dump el solo; b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his cock while he takes a dump, but doesn't actually poop.
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