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Some people find jack to be extremely attractive and want to viciously rip off his pants and suck his 18inch long penis. he has been offerd many different modelling contracts with names like 'Hollister, FHM, Nuts, Gay Weekly and The Gay Times.' although he was happy to recieve such opportunities he turnes them down (just like his 3 way spamming) if you see jack in the street, do NOT shake his hand, but DO suck on his penis head until you taste some of 'Jack's Herbs and Spice's'
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