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Noun. (pl. Eskimuffi) A cold, unused muff. When one's (female participants only) vaginal area is underused for so long it often leads to cold temperatures, thus forming an Eskimuff. This condition is most common in Elderly women, frigid girls and children not in the vacinity of a member of "The List".
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