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A child usually between the ages of 12 months to 7 years, generally born out of wedlock for the purposes of obtaining the Government Baby Bonus. A spoilt little brat, whose parents think that telling the child not to misbehave is far better than disciplining the child. An Ichild is often the result of a slapper scrote relationship, but not confined to these types. The Ichild is fast overtaking Apple's Iphone as the must have accessory for cool people.
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