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A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
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